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What I’ve Been Up To Lately
- I know, laws are laws, but if a penguin *chooses* to live with you, can you keep it? No, no reason. Just curious. 2010-04-10
- I Don't Understand. She Was Fine When I Left... 2010-04-05
- Statistically Speaking, You CAN Get Away With Murder. Five Years And Counting, Coppers! 2010-04-04
- If a robber decided to rob a nightclub and he shouted at everyone to "get down", would they all start dancing? 2010-03-31
- People always say, "Just Say No to Drugs" But, if you're already talking to drugs, I'd think it's probably too late. 2010-03-27
- Feeling short? Try jumping. It makes you look taller, albeit briefly. 2010-03-22
- Tired of the same old workout routine? Try banging your boss' wife. 2010-03-21
- Finally popped my twitter profile's cherry. 1st time was a little disappointing. Felt a little inexperienced. Hope the next time is better. 2010-03-21
- Don't stop at just naming your penis. Name your balls as well. 2010-03-21
- More updates...
04/07/10
Hump Day Hotties
There is something about Wednesdays that depresses me. I’m sitting at work, thinking about the NCAA tourney being over, nothing good to look forward to on TV, and the weekend seems so far away. Enter my solution for dealing with Wednesdays. It’s easy. Buffalo Wild Wings, and little craft brew, and dozens of some pics [...]
04/07/10
Morning Dump
40 Moronic Yahoo Answers/Questions [Manofest] I Wonder What Sandra Bullock Doesn’t Want Said [The Superficial] 120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes [DJ Mick] British Bareways [The Sun] The Hottest Girl In Vietnam [Caveman Circus] More Of Elly Tran Ha [Caveman Circus] The Hottest College Chick In America? [The Chive] Top 10 Most Disturbing Books Of [...]
04/06/10
Miley Playing Twister With Old Shirtless Douchebags
I used to wonder why Miley Cyrus, a girl with absolutely no talent in singing or acting could be famous for so long, but now I know. It’s clear that her ratings and record sales must come from guys like this. Since it’s clear she has no talent, it appears the way she stays in [...]
04/05/10
Monday Morning Dump
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04/04/10
The Easter Bunny Has A Gift For You
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04/01/10
“I Give A Damn” That Sookie Is Bi
So, in breaking news, my favorite telepathic vampire banger has just announced she is a bisexual. Anna Paquin announced it for the new “Give A Damn” campaign to fight against discrimination based on sexual orientation. If having her fiancee, Stephen Moyer, starring with her in True Blood made it easier for her to have do [...]
03/31/10
Olivia Munn In “MYMAG”
The web’s favorite fangirl, Olivia Munn, sure knows how to keep her fans happy, and here are some photos and video of one of her photoshoots with “MYMAG”. I’ve never really cared for Ms. Munn, but these photos are starting to change my mind. I’m starting to see why all those video game nerds love [...]