TwitterWhat I’ve Been Up To Lately
- I know, laws are laws, but if a penguin *chooses* to live with you, can you keep it? No, no reason. Just curious. 2010-04-10
- I Don't Understand. She Was Fine When I Left... 2010-04-05
- Statistically Speaking, You CAN Get Away With Murder. Five Years And Counting, Coppers! 2010-04-04
- If a robber decided to rob a nightclub and he shouted at everyone to "get down", would they all start dancing? 2010-03-31
- People always say, "Just Say No to Drugs" But, if you're already talking to drugs, I'd think it's probably too late. 2010-03-27
- Feeling short? Try jumping. It makes you look taller, albeit briefly. 2010-03-22
- Tired of the same old workout routine? Try banging your boss' wife. 2010-03-21
- Finally popped my twitter profile's cherry. 1st time was a little disappointing. Felt a little inexperienced. Hope the next time is better. 2010-03-21
- Don't stop at just naming your penis. Name your balls as well. 2010-03-21
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Morning Dump
Sandra Bullock Should Probably Get Tested [The Superficial]
15 Notable Sex Scandal Comebacks [BroBible]
33 Hotties In Pigtails [Manofest]
Some Drunk Douchebag Forgets His Baby In The Oven [Hip Hop Wired]
The 20 Hottest NCAA Tourney Cheerleading Squads [Complex]
Squirrel Terrorist Training Obstacle Course. They Must Be Destroyed [The Chive]
Updated 2010 Douchebag Tournament Results [Holy Taco]
10 90′s Crushes All Grown Up [UnrealityMag]
12 Places To Pick Up Chicks [Made Man]
13 WTF Foreign Signs [Super Tremendous]
5 Reasons You Didn’t Get Laid Last Night. The Biggest Being You’re A Loser. [Bleacher Report]
Sigourney Weaver Gets In On The Vampire Action [Pajiba]
10 Fight Scenes You Can Watch Over And Over Again [Caveman Circus]
22 Epic Revenge Photos [Manofest]