TwitterWhat I’ve Been Up To Lately
- I know, laws are laws, but if a penguin *chooses* to live with you, can you keep it? No, no reason. Just curious. 2010-04-10
- I Don't Understand. She Was Fine When I Left... 2010-04-05
- Statistically Speaking, You CAN Get Away With Murder. Five Years And Counting, Coppers! 2010-04-04
- If a robber decided to rob a nightclub and he shouted at everyone to "get down", would they all start dancing? 2010-03-31
- People always say, "Just Say No to Drugs" But, if you're already talking to drugs, I'd think it's probably too late. 2010-03-27
- Feeling short? Try jumping. It makes you look taller, albeit briefly. 2010-03-22
- Tired of the same old workout routine? Try banging your boss' wife. 2010-03-21
- Finally popped my twitter profile's cherry. 1st time was a little disappointing. Felt a little inexperienced. Hope the next time is better. 2010-03-21
- Don't stop at just naming your penis. Name your balls as well. 2010-03-21
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Morning Mega-Dump
6 Places To Dump Your Girlfriend [MadeMan]
Kanye West Beats Out Glenn Beck For Douchebag Of The Year [Holy Taco]
20 Horrible Boobjobs [Heavy]
Gallery of Video Games Played Out In Legos [Unreality Mag]
$8500 Boob Job [Lemon Drop]
The Ultimate Drunken Wipeouts [Evil Chili]
What A Way To End A Wedding. Russian Roulette Gone Wrong [Totally Crap]
How To Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend [Holy Taco]
How Not To Be A Douchebag At The Bar [COED Magazine]
Epic Unibrows [Super Tremendous]
Hot Chicks In The Military [The Chive]
15 Hot Prison Penpals [Regretful Mourning
Dumpster Hopper Gets Owned [Too Shocking]
Top 100 April Fools Pranks And Gadgets [Walyou]
10 Hottest Poker Babes [Made Man]
Tribute To Men Staring At Breasts [Holy Taco]
Facebook Is Blamed For The Rise Of Syphilis In The UK [Mashable]
Best Places For British Beauties [Zoo Today]
Dad Ruins Kids 18 Seconds Of Internet Fame [Viral Footage]
Knicks Cheerleader Doesn’t Land Exactly Right [Next Round]
Japanese Guide To Penis Handling [Copy Ranter]
Best Drunken Food Recipes [Made Man]