TwitterWhat I’ve Been Up To Lately
- I know, laws are laws, but if a penguin *chooses* to live with you, can you keep it? No, no reason. Just curious. 2010-04-10
- I Don't Understand. She Was Fine When I Left... 2010-04-05
- Statistically Speaking, You CAN Get Away With Murder. Five Years And Counting, Coppers! 2010-04-04
- If a robber decided to rob a nightclub and he shouted at everyone to "get down", would they all start dancing? 2010-03-31
- People always say, "Just Say No to Drugs" But, if you're already talking to drugs, I'd think it's probably too late. 2010-03-27
- Feeling short? Try jumping. It makes you look taller, albeit briefly. 2010-03-22
- Tired of the same old workout routine? Try banging your boss' wife. 2010-03-21
- Finally popped my twitter profile's cherry. 1st time was a little disappointing. Felt a little inexperienced. Hope the next time is better. 2010-03-21
- Don't stop at just naming your penis. Name your balls as well. 2010-03-21
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04/01/10
“I Give A Damn” That Sookie Is Bi
So, in breaking news, my favorite telepathic vampire banger has just announced she is a bisexual. Anna Paquin announced it for the new “Give A Damn” campaign to fight against discrimination based on sexual orientation. If having her fiancee, Stephen Moyer, starring with her in True Blood made it easier for her to have do sex scenes, maybe coming out with this revelation will make it easier to work out a Sookie three-way. Maybe with Evan Rachel Wood or maybe Deborah Ann Woll. True Blood writers, get on that!
