TwitterWhat I’ve Been Up To Lately
- I know, laws are laws, but if a penguin *chooses* to live with you, can you keep it? No, no reason. Just curious. 2010-04-10
- I Don't Understand. She Was Fine When I Left... 2010-04-05
- Statistically Speaking, You CAN Get Away With Murder. Five Years And Counting, Coppers! 2010-04-04
- If a robber decided to rob a nightclub and he shouted at everyone to "get down", would they all start dancing? 2010-03-31
- People always say, "Just Say No to Drugs" But, if you're already talking to drugs, I'd think it's probably too late. 2010-03-27
- Feeling short? Try jumping. It makes you look taller, albeit briefly. 2010-03-22
- Tired of the same old workout routine? Try banging your boss' wife. 2010-03-21
- Finally popped my twitter profile's cherry. 1st time was a little disappointing. Felt a little inexperienced. Hope the next time is better. 2010-03-21
- Don't stop at just naming your penis. Name your balls as well. 2010-03-21
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