What I’ve Been Up To Lately

  • I know, laws are laws, but if a penguin *chooses* to live with you, can you keep it? No, no reason. Just curious. 2010-04-10
  • I Don't Understand. She Was Fine When I Left... 2010-04-05
  • Statistically Speaking, You CAN Get Away With Murder. Five Years And Counting, Coppers! 2010-04-04
  • If a robber decided to rob a nightclub and he shouted at everyone to "get down", would they all start dancing? 2010-03-31
  • People always say, "Just Say No to Drugs" But, if you're already talking to drugs, I'd think it's probably too late. 2010-03-27
  • Feeling short? Try jumping. It makes you look taller, albeit briefly. 2010-03-22
  • Tired of the same old workout routine? Try banging your boss' wife. 2010-03-21
  • Finally popped my twitter profile's cherry. 1st time was a little disappointing. Felt a little inexperienced. Hope the next time is better. 2010-03-21
  • Don't stop at just naming your penis. Name your balls as well. 2010-03-21
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04/07/10

Hump Day Hotties

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Hump Day Hotties

There is something about Wednesdays that depresses me. I’m sitting at work, thinking about the NCAA tourney being over, nothing good to look forward to on TV, and the weekend seems so far away. Enter my solution for dealing with Wednesdays. It’s easy. Buffalo Wild Wings, and little craft brew, and dozens of some pics [...]

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04/07/10

Morning Dump

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Morning Dump

40 Moronic Yahoo Answers/Questions [Manofest] I Wonder What Sandra Bullock Doesn’t Want Said [The Superficial] 120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes [DJ Mick] British Bareways [The Sun] The Hottest Girl In Vietnam [Caveman Circus] More Of Elly Tran Ha [Caveman Circus] The Hottest College Chick In America? [The Chive] Top 10 Most Disturbing Books Of [...]

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