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Happy Friday

Mr. National — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:50:00 +0000

Happy Friday! This is a sample post testing the new layout. Happy Friday! This is a sample post.

Hump Day Hotties

Mr. National — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:18:04 +0000

There is something about Wednesdays that depresses me. I’m sitting at work, thinking about the NCAA tourney being over, nothing good to look forward to on TV, and the weekend seems so far away. Enter my solution for dealing with Wednesdays. It’s easy. Buffalo Wild Wings, and little craft brew, and dozens of some pics of gorgeous amateur hotties from around the web. While I’m not going to supply the wings or beer, here are some of the hotties I’ve just spent the last several hours oogling.

Morning Dump

Mr. National — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:31:35 +0000

40 Moronic Yahoo Answers/Questions [Manofest]

I Wonder What Sandra Bullock Doesn’t Want Said [The Superficial]

120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes [DJ Mick]

British Bareways [The Sun]

The Hottest Girl In Vietnam [Caveman Circus]

More Of Elly Tran Ha [Caveman Circus]

The Hottest College Chick In America? [The Chive]

Top 10 Most Disturbing Books Of All Time [PopCrunch]

William Hung Has Nothing On This Kid [AfroJacks]

What Your Favorite TV Show Really Says About You [Holy Taco]

Miley Playing Twister With Old Shirtless Douchebags

Mr. National — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:52:56 +0000

I used to wonder why Miley Cyrus, a girl with absolutely no talent in singing or acting could be famous for so long, but now I know. It’s clear that her ratings and record sales must come from guys like this. Since it’s clear she has no talent, it appears the way she stays in the spotlight is to strip down and play twister, a game guys only play to rub up against women, with old perverted Hollywood bigshots.

To be fair, my annoyance could stem from jealousy. It’s just not fair that Hollywood bigshot pervs get to rub up against Miley and regular average joe pervs like me get nothing… I hate life.

Monday Morning Dump

Mr. National — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:39:54 +0000

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Baseball May Be Boring, But Players’ Wives Are Anything But [Don Chavez]

Are Kim Kardashian’s Tits Getting Bigger? [Speed Monkey]

One Of The Most Beautiful Things Ever! (120 Pics Of Girls Kissing) [DJ Mick]

Britney Spears Gets Creamed [The Superficial]

10 Sandra Bullock Sex Tape Quotes [Comedy.com]

10 Most Horrible Amusement Park Accidents [Ranker]

Top 10 Sexiest Wii Players [Koku Gamer]

3 Invisible Dicks [Imgur]

10 Great Beer Bong Fails [Banned In Hollywood]

10 Strange, And Therefore Awesome, Japanese Commericals [Uproxx]

7 Things That Won’t Fly In Life After College [COED]

10 Hot Girls Prank 10 Dumb Guys [Comedy.com]

The Easter Bunny Has A Gift For You

Mr. National — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 01:20:17 +0000

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“I Give A Damn” That Sookie Is Bi

Mr. National — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 02:07:31 +0000

So, in breaking news, my favorite telepathic vampire banger has just announced she is a bisexual. Anna Paquin announced it for the new “Give A Damn” campaign to fight against discrimination based on sexual orientation. If having her fiancee, Stephen Moyer, starring with her in True Blood made it easier for her to have do sex scenes, maybe coming out with this revelation will make it easier to work out a Sookie three-way. Maybe with Evan Rachel Wood or maybe Deborah Ann Woll. True Blood writers, get on that!

Olivia Munn In “MYMAG”

Mr. National — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:05:34 +0000

The web’s favorite fangirl, Olivia Munn, sure knows how to keep her fans happy, and here are some photos and video of one of her photoshoots with “MYMAG”. I’ve never really cared for Ms. Munn, but these photos are starting to change my mind. I’m starting to see why all those video game nerds love beating their “controllers” to her.

Alright nerds, hold on to your pocket protectors and grab some wet wipes because here are a few shots of your nerd goddess in her panties. I know she’s half naked, but just take some deep breaths, take a few puffs from your inhaler if you need to and enjoy.

Sideboob Saturday – British Celebs

Mr. National — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 23:20:24 +0000

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Friday Freebies – Classic Comedy Albums

Mr. National — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 03:38:04 +0000

Here are some of the best comedy albums out there. For Free. Be Thankful! Here are some of the best comedy albums out there. For Free. Be Thankful!