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“I Give A Damn” That Sookie Is Bi

Posted on: April 1, 2010 by Mr. National No Comments

So, in breaking news, my favorite telepathic vampire banger has just announced she is a bisexual. Anna Paquin announced it for the new “Give A Damn” campaign to fight against discrimination based on sexual orientation. If having her fiancee, Stephen Moyer, starring with her in True Blood made it easier for her to have do sex scenes, maybe coming out with this revelation will make it easier to work out a Sookie three-way. Maybe with Evan Rachel Wood or maybe Deborah Ann Woll. True Blood writers, get on that!

Disney Favors Natural Boobs

Posted on: March 22, 2010 by Mr. National No Comments

“These days in Hollywood, it seems as if everyone has had some kind of surgical enhancement to give them a little extra oomph. However, Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses, requesting that only women with natural breasts apply for a role in the latest installment of their ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ franchise.” Full story at Popeater.

It appears that Disney has already found a pair of qualified natural chesticals on the Spanish hottie Penelope Cruz. Cruz will apparently play the love interest of Jack Sparrow and daughter of Sparrow’s nemesis Blackbeard, played by Ian McShane.

Cure The Monday Blues

Posted on: March 22, 2010 by Mr. National No Comments