There is something about Wednesdays that depresses me. I’m sitting at work, thinking about the NCAA tourney being over, nothing good to look forward to on TV, and the weekend seems so far away. Enter my solution for dealing with Wednesdays. It’s easy. Buffalo Wild Wings, and little craft brew, and dozens of some pics of gorgeous amateur hotties from around the web. While I’m not going to supply the wings or beer, here are some of the hotties I’ve just spent the last several hours oogling.
I used to wonder why Miley Cyrus, a girl with absolutely no talent in singing or acting could be famous for so long, but now I know. It’s clear that her ratings and record sales must come from guys like this. Since it’s clear she has no talent, it appears the way she stays in the spotlight is to strip down and play twister, a game guys only play to rub up against women, with old perverted Hollywood bigshots.
To be fair, my annoyance could stem from jealousy. It’s just not fair that Hollywood bigshot pervs get to rub up against Miley and regular average joe pervs like me get nothing… I hate life.
So, in breaking news, my favorite telepathic vampire banger has just announced she is a bisexual. Anna Paquin announced it for the new “Give A Damn” campaign to fight against discrimination based on sexual orientation. If having her fiancee, Stephen Moyer, starring with her in True Blood made it easier for her to have do sex scenes, maybe coming out with this revelation will make it easier to work out a Sookie three-way. Maybe with Evan Rachel Wood or maybe Deborah Ann Woll. True Blood writers, get on that!
The web’s favorite fangirl, Olivia Munn, sure knows how to keep her fans happy, and here are some photos and video of one of her photoshoots with “MYMAG”. I’ve never really cared for Ms. Munn, but these photos are starting to change my mind. I’m starting to see why all those video game nerds love beating their “controllers” to her.
Alright nerds, hold on to your pocket protectors and grab some wet wipes because here are a few shots of your nerd goddess in her panties. I know she’s half naked, but just take some deep breaths, take a few puffs from your inhaler if you need to and enjoy.
I thought for a while about who I should have for my first edition of Side Boob Saturday but decided to settle for Lindsay Lohan. Now she’s definitely not the most attractive chick. In fact, she kind of scares me; however, many of her sideboob shots are quite epic.
